A little old
lady decides to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she
goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with
tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your
club."
The guy is
amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain
biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a
motorcycle?"
The little
old lady replies, "Yep... My bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed
black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker
asks, "Do you drink?"
The little
old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the
table."
The biker
then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little
old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and
three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting
pool."
The biker is
very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little
old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my
nipples a few times and I kinda liked it."
Here is a lil Monday Funny for ya ; )
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