A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!
That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
LOL ha ha ha.... SO be careful next week on St. Patrick's day, you better watch "who" your kissing : )